⚽ AND FINALLY….! ⚽

We’ve made it through another year!

We head into 2019 with high hopes that Ballers can continue to grow, that we can keep coming up with new ideas to keep things fresh and give more back to the customers, and that we can hopefully keep doing more things right than wrong. We’ll always try…..

The final weekly round up of a pretty darn good 2018 shouldn’t take as long to write as you’d normally expect, with some people finding better things to do in the run up to Christmas and in a week where United played Liverpool before subsequently losing their manager. No such worries for most of the guys who run their Ballers teams. For now….

LEAGUE NEWS

As we head into 2019, we would hope and expect a lot of people who aren’t currently playing to get back into it. As it turns out, we can probably find spaces for new and returning teams in pretty much all of our league nights!

SUNDAY: Currently, technically full, but as we reduced the capacity due to the time of year, we would hope to quickly add new teams into the league early in 2019

MONDAY: Spaces currently available with the new league starting in early 2019

TUESDAY: Spaces currently available with the new league starting in early 2019

WEDNESDAY: One single space available. First in gets it!

FOR MORE INFORMATION, TO REGISTER A TEAM, OR TO ARRANGE A ONE OFF TRIAL GAME, COMPLETE A ‘JOIN A LEAGUE’ FORM FROM THE HOMEPAGE

SUNDAY LEAGUE

Wilmslow Whoppers took a few games to settle into Ballers life last season, but they look like they are going to be tough to dethrone in their second season after a solid opening day win over Gangs Of Dwight Yorke. The new look Bangers & Pash got off to a winning start last week but were up against it early on here despite Zach Widdowson putting them in front in the second minute. 4 goals each from Liam Delaney and Olly Ford, along with another from Tom Ratican ensured that Whoppers lead 9-2 at the break, with just a Rory Kelly in reply for Bangers. With the game effectively won, the second half was closer in terms of scoreline, but Delaney and Ford added two more each, Ratican and Tom Fox the others, while Chris Carroll got two, Widdowson and Olly McDonagh the replies for Bangers.

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MOM: LIAM DELANEY (WILMSLOW WHOPPERS)

Stockport Eagles had an absolute ‘mare this week, both in terms of a struggle for numbers and getting those numbers to turn up. When that happens, a wounded Gangs Of Dwight Yorke is probably not the team you want to be playing, and so it proved. We won’t dwell on this one too much as it can’t have been much fun for anyone, but (from the top down….) Ray Donnelly scored 6 against his former side, Aden Jones 5, Callum Jones and Chris Singelton three each, Wayne Reeves got a brace, and an own goal completed the scoring as Michael Winn and Shaun Mather scored two apiece as scant consolation for Eagles in a week to forget.

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MOM: CALLUM JONES (GANGS OF DWIGHT YORKE) 

Last season was one of struggle for Sevilla Lacatalent, so much so that they were hoping to drop down the divisions as far as they could for the new season. They went into their game with Nice Buns this week as the only team with a pair of wins from their opening couple of weeks, and lead briefly through Tom Jackson’s 10th minute goal. Jimmy Williamson leveled a minute later, and Buns looked set for a second win of the season themselves when Paul Cheetham and Williamson scored before the break. Sam Melling quickly got Sevilla back in it three minutes after the break, and we were level with 16 to play as David Witter grabbed their third. The leaders nicked it in the final 10 minutes as Dale Ward and Jake Riley scored to ease Sevilla to a third straight win and a 6 point lead in the very early stages of the season.

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MOM: JIMMY WILLIAMSON (NICE BUNS) 

It could be all change for a couple of the League One teams after this week, with Inter Your Sister looking for new players after their game with Fat Boys Run Wild (apply within….). It didn’t start too badly for them this week as they lead 4-3 at the break as Steve Johnson, Phil Carroll, Craig Johnson and Brandon Byers-Wilkes got their 4, Aaron Donville, Curt Rothwell and Marcus Dean the Fat Boys replies. Dean’s second meant we were all square three minutes after the restart, and we were still level heading into the final 10 minutes before a late flurry of goals gave Fat Boys their second win of the season. An own goal edged them in front before Nicky Edwards, Kane Malone and Rothwell scored to give the Fat Boys a hard fought win.

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MOM: KANE MALONE (FAT BOYS RUN WILD)

In friendly action, CA FC and Roman FC faced off for the second week in a row. CA, who were still without a Ballers win since joining, were looking set for that win when they lead 4-1 at half time with two goals from Lorenzo Rodriguez. They increased that three goal lead by one in the second half as they kept Roman at arms reach to pick up a first win, thanks in no small part to a solid goalkeeping display from Charlie Andrews.

CA FC 8 ROMAN FC 4

MOM: CHARLIE ANDREWS (CA FC)

TECHNICALLY THE SUNDAY LEAGUE REMAINS FULL, BUT WE WILL FIND SPACE FOR NEW TEAMS IN EARLY 2019 – GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS!

MONDAY LEAGUE

Netsix could have all but clinched the Monday Premiership title and got the cigars out before Christmas if they could see off Expected Toulouse this week and extend their unbeaten run to 14 years in the process (or however long it is, it’s been a while). Expected have really started to come together in recent weeks and looked set to end that run by going into the break 3-0 up with an own goal being followed by finishes from Liam Mottram and Scott Bennett. The run was definitely over when Mottram and Jordan Milne added to the Toulouse total within 5 minutes of the restart, before Milne made it 6 with 15 minutes to play. Netsix aren’t for quitting and they did pull a couple back through Wayne Reeves and James Bamgbose, but the unbeaten run is over and there could yet be a title fight to be had in the Premiership.

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MOM: LIAM MOTTRAM (EXPECTED TOULOUSE)

Fresh off the back of a first point of the season last week against Championship Diva Fever, Phantom Brazilians were looking to build on that against a LoL side who’ve been more miss than hit in recent weeks. Phantom quickly found themselves in the familiar position of being behind as Demell gave LoL a first minute lead, but they turned it around to lead at the break thanks to goals from Daniel Clayton and the returning Matt Barton. Demell made it Desmond two minutes after the restart, and this set the tone for a much more open second period. 2-2 quickly became 5-4 to Phantom as the goals flew in, two more for Barton and one from Calyton for Phantom, Demell and Ray Warburton and LoL with 13 minutes left to play. The wheels fell off for LoL in the final 10 minutes as they went in search of the leveler, as Clayton scored 5 more in 8 minutes as Phantom picked off their opponents at will. Anthony Pugh got what proved to be of little consolation for LoL in the final minute, and Phantom pick up their first three pointer of the season at the 5th attempt.

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MOM: DANIEL CLAYTON (PHANTOM BRAZILIANS)

As Grand Street Wanderers settle into Ballers life, they look like they could throw a spanner into the top division when the mixed division games take place. They also retain a hope of taking the Championship title, but they got off to a stinker against Ruby Kazam this week as Jordan Cunningham scored twice in the opening three minutes. They recovered throughout the half and went into the break 4-2 up as Jay Bebbington and Rob Morris drew them level before the sucker punch of two late goals from Joe Bowden gave them the half time advantage. Goals from Paul Langan and Morris in the early stages of the second period looked to have put the game out of reach, and they finished it off with Bebbington’s second late on after Cunningham had briefly given Kazam a sliver of hope.

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MOM: PAUL LANGAN (GRAND STREET WANDERERS)

Monday Night Albion were back after a couple of weeks of struggle, but were facing a Diva Fever team who are showing signs of recovery after early season struggles. Diva got an early goal from Lewis Arden, but chances came and went at either end in the early stages following that, before the second Diva goal from Will Thatcher opened the floodgates. It was 6 by the break as Joe Dodd added two with Arden and Thatcher grabbing the others. Albion at least managed to stem the flow in the second half, but they couldn’t get on the board themselves as Arden and James Gandy grabbed the only goals on the period to ease Diva to a comfortable win.

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MOM: JOE DODD (DIVA FEVER)

SPACES ARE AVAILABLE IN THE MONDAY LEAGUE AS WE HEAD INTO 2019 – GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS!

TUESDAY LEAGUE

A little shake up began this week as we filtered the two remaining Premiership teams into the Championship as a short term fix before the inevitable surge of new teams in the new year…… Former Premiership side Shaka came up against old foes Michu At De Gea Ba, and with the kick off time catching one of the Michu guys out, Shaka took advantage of the extra man in the first half as Marcus Issley scored two, Matthew Pownall, Dan Harwood and Liam Paull the others as they raced into a 5 goal lead inside the opening 16 minutes. Ryan Greenwood pulled a couple back before the break, and with 6 players in place for the second period it looked interesting when Paul Rice scored a minute after the restart to make it 5-3. Shaka put a stop to the comeback as Niall Carr and Paull scored to put them 4 up again heading into the final 10, and though Michael Jennison and Adam Porter reduced that lead to two again, Shaka were able to hold on for a big win.

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MOM: LIAM PAULL (SHAKA) 

Beercalona and FC AOTS was another top v bottom clash, and it was another one that looked like going the way of the Championship side as goals from Eoghan Scott, Kibs, Charley Hutchinson, two from Adam Atherton, along with an own goal saw them lead 6-2 at the break, with just Martin Bell and Tom Ratcliffe’s replies for Beercalona. It was a different story in the second half as Beercalona chipped away at that half time deficit, Bell and Ratcliffe reducing the lead to just two with a quarter of the game still to play. We were in for a frantic finish when Ratcliffe scored again with three minutes left, but Scott eased any nerves AOTS might have had two minutes later. Bell got his third in the dying seconds, but AOTS held on for an impressive scalp.

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MOM: KIBS (FC AOTS)

El Caliente continue to try and chase down the top two, and having once again thrown a last minute team together, they raced into an early 4 goal lead against Ballotellitubbies, ‘Rob’ scoring two, with Callum Jones and Nathaniel Kingsley also getting on the sheet. Dave Murphy pulled one back for Ballo, but it was 5-1 at the break as Jones got his second. He also got his third and Kingsley his second as they secured the points early in the second half, but Murphy and Andrew Barrington pulled goals back for Ballo to keep the scoreline respectable, before Kingsley got his third of the game in the final few minutes.

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MOM: STEVE SAMMONS (EL CALIENTE)

SPACES WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE NEW TUESDAY LEAGUE WHICH WILL KICK OFF IN FEBRUARY – GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS!

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE

Just one game survived the last Wednesday before Christmas, and it was an early chance for Wellspring to avenge their only defeat of last season against Unprotected Cesc. AJ gave Cesc an early lead that was quickly wiped out by Mike Devitt’s immediate reply, and his second, followed by goals from Lewis Arden and Mike Cocks put them in control approaching the break. Abou Ali pulled one back on the stroke of half time for Cesc, but Cocks second and Nathan Wilknson’s strike early in the second half put Wellspring back in control. They finished it off with Shane Bridges late goal to move Wellspring to 6 points and an early lead in their attempt to retain their title.

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MOM: SHANE BRIDGES (WELLSPRING FC) 

WE MAY HAVE A SINGLE, SOLITARY SPACE FOR A NEW TEAM IN THE WEDNESDAY LEAGUE IN EARLY 2019 – GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS!

And we’re back! We never wanted to stop doing this in the first place, but at the time we stopped we had some well intentioned teams who wanted to play, but who were taking up some much of our time on a weekly basis that the review kept getting pushed further and further back that it was always a desperate rush to get done and wasn’t our absolute finest work. This one will be! Get yourself a brew, put your feet up, and let the words wash over you…..

LEAGUE NEWS

This could be a really long section of the review as we try and explain everything that has changed since our last review, but as this is just the appetiser ahead of the main course, we’ll keep it brief in order to attract as much attention as possible. The guy that runs your team will get this information on a weekly basis, but if he doesn’t pass it on you might not get to see it. For example, outside of the team you play for, do you have a different group of friends or work mates who might be up for getting involved? Here’s where you could fit them in…..

First things first though, our CHARITY CHRISTMAS CUP takes place on Thursday 20th December at 7pm, with all cleared proceeds being donated to Love Of Lacey (www.loveoflacey.com for details). 11 out of the 12 spaces have already been filled, so you’d need to get in super quick of you wanted to be a part of it. Last year we did two tournaments as the first one filled up so quickly, so we could keep the 27th free if anyone wants to do it again…..

Right, actual league news…..

We are looking to get a BRAND NEW Thursday evening 5-a-side league going at Cheadle Town FC. We tried to get it started before the end of the year, but the timing wasn’t quite right, so we hope to get this started as soon as possible in 2019. We will run a couple of mini tournaments to give all prospective new teams the chance to come down and have a look at the set up before deciding if they want to commit to this new league, so for a no obligation chance to come and have a one off, get in touch.

Our brand new Tuesday league will be kicking off in January, and our Monday league will be going again in February. We currently have spaces available for new or returning teams, so to get right back on it as part of the ‘new year, new me’ brigade, let us know.

Our biggest league night still retains the possibility of getting even bigger, so if Sunday evening is your thing, let us know and we’ll try and find you a space

For more details on any of the above, or to register your team, call or text 07809252658, email [email protected], or fill in a ‘Join A League’ form from the homepage.

SUNDAY LEAGUE

The second week of the new Sunday league season saw Premiership Champions Wilmslow Whoppers in action for the first time this season, as they played a double header to make up for missing the opening week last week (not their fault….). Their first game provided a tough prospect for the top division new boys Beercalona, who picked up a decent win over Stockport Eagles last week to start their campaign. It looked extremely unlikely that they would repeat that as Whoppers raced into a 5 goal lead in the opening 8 minutes, Olly Ford scoring the 5th after Tom Ratican had grabbed 4 in the first 6 minutes. Beercalona stemmed the flow and got the next goal 7 minutes from the break through Tom Ratcliffe, but it was unlikely to be the start of a comeback as Ford added two more and Ratican his 5th before the break. Not much changed in the second half, other than the fact that a couple of different players got on the score sheet for Whoppers, with Kyle Lord and Liam Delaney grabbing a goal each, Olly Ford grabbing two more and Ratican another three. Beercalona grabbed three of their own in the second period, Tom Ratcliffe with two more and Jay Ratcliffe the other.

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MOM: OLLY FORD (WILMSLOW WHOPPERS)

Whoppers second game was an intriguing one as they took on Tuesday Champions Gangs Of Dwight Yorke, who’ve shifted to Sunday for the time being. Olly Ford and Josh Morrissey exchanged early goals before Whoppers took a grip as Ratican, Dan Exley and Olly Ford scored to give them a three goal lead half way through the opening period.  Simon Hackney grabbed one back 7 minutes from the break, but in a mad last few minutes of the half, Whoppers notched three of the 4 goals scored to give them a commanding 7-3 lead at the break. Tom Fox, Liam Delaney and Ford got their goals, with the returning Aiden Jones grabbing Gangs goal. Gangs started the second half well and reduced the deficit to two with goals from Jones and Hackney in the opening two minutes, but Ford and Fox restored that lead before Delaney extended it with 15 minutes left. Jones got his third a minute later, but that’s as close as they got as Ratican, Exley and Ford all scored in the final 10 minutes, with an own goal and Jones grabbing consolations for Gangs

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MOM: OLLY FORD (WILMSLOW WHOPPERS)

Stockport Eagles and Kipsta Cobras both suffered narrow defeats on opening night, so were both looking for their first points of the season when they faced off this week. Kyle Clarke gave Eagles a lead in the first minute, and they held that lead until 9 minutes from the break when Kieran Mills goal was the catalyst to a strong end to the half for Kipsta. Wayne Reeves put them in front a minute later, with Matty Aked and Warren Yeo adding further goals as Kipsta went into the break in comfortable control. Eagles needed to get the first goal of the second period, and Clarke got it with 19 left to play, and it was game on again when Ben Waugh made it 4-3 5 minutes later. We were on for a big finish when Ryan McAndrew leveled things up with 12 to go, and with both teams throwing everything at going for the win, Kipsta left the back door open and Clarke scored a last gasp winner to complete an impressive Eagles comeback.

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MOM: SHAUN MATHER (STOCKPORT EAGLES)

Sevilla Lacatalent and FC AOTS went into this weeks meeting after opening day wins, and a game that looked like it could be close started that way as Paul Buckley briefly gave AOTS the lead before Tom Jackson leveled up for Sevilla. Sevilla held a two goal lead at the break as Jake Riley, Sam Melling and Jackson scored a quickfire treble, with a Charley Hutchinson goal for AOTS thrown in. Daniel Wilson gave Sevilla the briefest of three goal leads before Eoghan Scott and Hutchinson sent us into the final 20 minutes with just the one goal in it at 5-4. Jackson and Riley restored the Sevilla three goal lead, but an own goal and Buckley’s second meant we went into the final 7 minutes with just one in it again. Sevilla ended up taking home the points as Wilson’s second a minute from time eased them to an 8-6 win.

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MOM: SAM MELLING (SEVILLA LACATALENT) 

Nice Buns won by one while Polish Army lost by one on week one in what is looking like being a highly competitive Championship season. BUns struck first in the opening minute through Jimmy Williamson, but Filip and Bania turned things the Poles way within a couple of minutes before Bania took control and added 4 more throughout the half. Buns stayed in touch as Dale Kirkham grabbed one and Tom Dempsey two to leave them two behind at the break. Pawel gave the Army a three goal lead early in the second half, but Dempsey kept Buns in it with a goal 13 minutes from time. Pawel scored again to keep the Army out of reach, and it looked over when Filip got his second with 7 minutes left to make it 9-5. Buns roared back in the final 5 minutes though, and three goals in 4 minutes, two from Dempsey and one from Williamson, meant that Buns had two minutes to snatch an unlikely point. It didn’t happen though, and the Poles join Buns on three points in the early stages of the season.

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MOM: SLAWEK (POLISH ARMY)

Into League One, which will briefly be the bottom division for a season, and Deportivo Lack Of Talent and Fat Boys Run Wild faced each other after wins in week one. You never know what you’re going to get from Fat Boys, and in the first half they were involved in a competitive 25 minutes of football, but trailed at the break as Chris Cunliffe and Ashley Ellwood scored either side of Aaron Donville’s Fat Boys reply, before Rob Parker made it 3-1 at the half time whistle. That goal just before the break seemed to take some of the stuffing out of the Fat Boys, and Deportivo eased to a comfortable win in the second period. Parker added another 4 to his total, with Brad Peet and Josh Jackson adding the others, while Marcus Dean got two and James Donovan one as Fat Boys never really got close enough to threaten to take anything from this one.

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MOM: ROB PARKER (DEPORTIVO LACK OF TALENT) 

Inter Your Sister were here for the first time this season, and faced off against old adversaries The Veterans for the first time in a little while. This one was fairly one way in the opening half as Inter were a couple of regular players down, Andy Carrington and Connor Atkinson got two each, Steve Sammons (yes, THAT Steve Sammons) and an own goal were the scorers for The Vets, while Ben Waugh scored Inter’s solitary first half goal. The Veterans repeated their first half scoring feats to ease to a comfortable victory, Simon Grainger got a second half treble, Atkinson got two more and Carrington got his third, while Leigh Edwards got on the score sheet for Inter before Paul Waugh scored two late goals to make the scoreline seem a little closer than it could have been.

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MOM: STEVE SAMMONS (THE VETERANS) 

Roman FC and CA FC are both new to the Sunday league, and were both looking for their first Ballers wins since joining. Michael Winn gave Roman an early lead, but it was CA who looked good to take the points as Lorenzo Rodriguez got two, Jahed Hussain and David Hughes the others as they scored 4 in 8 minutes to go three up approaching the break. Matty Aked pulled one back for Roman before the interval, and the second half was a different story as Aked added 6 more to go alongside a goal from Marcus Mellor, with Ali Jaffer grabbing CA’s only second half goal. At least CA are being involved in more competitive games now than they were in the Monday league!

CA FC 5 ROMAN FC 9

MOM: MATTY AKED (ROMAN FC)

WE CAN FIND SPACES FOR NEW TEAMS IN EARLY 2019 AS WE LOOK TO ADD LEAGUE TWO BACK IN!

MONDAY LEAGUE

A couple of early drop outs in the Monday top division meant we decided to filter in a round of games where the top division and bottom division teams meet, and this was such a week. Expected Toulouse rejoined us for this season, and would have been Expected Toucomfortablywin this week against a patched up Nice Buns from the Championship. Goals from Jordan Milne and Waz Akram in the opening 5 minutes seemed to set them on their way towards this, but Connor Rabbett pulled one back for Buns before we reached the 10 minute mark. Milne scored again before the break, and Akram made it 4 a minute after the restart as Toulouse eased clear, with Akram getting his third and Baillie Blomeley adding his name to score sheet. Charlie Williamson pulled one back for Buns to make it 6-2 with 6 minutes left, but Blomeley and Milne added late goals to give the final scoreline a slightly less respectable look for the Championship side.

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MOM:JORDAN MILNE (EXPECTED TOULOUSE)

New boys Grand Street Wanderers had a 50% record from their opening two games, and faced their first top division team in LoL FC this week looking to bounce back from last week’s comeback defeat to Diva Fever. They got off to a flyer as an own goal in the third minute was followed by goals from Rob Morris and Joe Bowden before the half way point of the opening period. Danny Arnold quickly pulled one back for LoL, but Bowden added two two more to go with Nick Russ’ goal to make it 6-1 to the new team at the break. Arnold pulled another back with his second of the game, but Wanderers kept them at arms length with Morris’ and Russ’ second goals either side of Aaron Derbyshire’s consolation for LoL as we find that the gap between top and bottom divisions maybe isn’t all that great.

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MOM: JOE BOWDEN (GRAND STREET WANDERERS)

Diva were the comeback kings last week who nicked the win from Grand Street, and their game with Phantom Brazilians looked like being an interesting match up, with Phantom yet to pick up a Premiership point this time around. Were level at 2-2 at the break as Daniel Clayton scored two form Phantom Brazilians either side of a Ben Marsland double for Diva. Clayton’s third edged Phantom back in front with 19 to play, before things exploded into life in the final 10 minutes. Nathan Wilkinson’s 43rd minute goal for Diva had them level for a minute before Clayton scored again, and the same thing happened when Andrew Shaw restored the Phantom lead again after a John Brookes equiliser. Phantom couldn’t hang on though, and Mike Devitt ensured we finished all square with a last gasp goal.

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MOM: DANIEL CLAYTON (PHANTOM BRAZILIANS)

WE CURRENTLY HAVE THREE SPACES AVAILABLE FOR ANY NEW TEAMS WANTING TO GET INVOLVED AT THE START OF 2019

TUESDAY LEAGUE

A truncated Tuesday Premiership came to a premature conclusion this week as Michu At De Gea Ba and Beercalona played their final scheduled game. Beercalona have lost a couple of players recently, but fielded a competitive side as the teams went in at the break all square after Adam Porter grabbed a leveler for Michu after Dave Watson had given Beercalona an early lead. For long periods of the second half it looked like this might remain the score, but when Michael Jennison edged Michu in front with 10 minutes to go it looked like they were heading for all three points. The spoils were shared in the end as Scott Williams scored three minutes from time to see both teams take a point to end their Premiership season. Both teams will merge into the Championship from next week.

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MOM: TOM RATCLIFFE (BEERCALONA)

Shaka could effectively clinch the Championship title this week if they could beat nearest rivals Bandit Athletic, a reverse of the game that they won comfortably earlier in the season. Things looked like being very different this time around as Bandit raced into a 4 goal lead in the opening 5 minutes as Michael Winn, Ray Donnelly and Kyle Clarke added to an own goal to put them in charge. An own goal at the other end got Shaka on the board in the 10th minute, but the remainder of the half mirrored the first part as Bandit went into the break 8-2 in front with Winn scoring three more and Clarke his second, with Ryan Green getting Shaka’s goal. It was a stroll for Bandit in the second period as Donnelly got two more, Winn, Dylan Feast and Connor Atkinson the others as Bandit went top and did their goal difference a huge amount of good at the same time.

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MOM: DYLAN FEAST (BANDIT ATHLETIC) 

FC have bizarrely struggled to field a team since they picked up their first ever Ballers win a few weeks ago, and they weren’t helped this week by late drop outs and no shows ahead of their game with El Caliente. They still managed to get themselves in front here as Jamie (just Jamie) gave them the lead in the third minute, but any hopes of a closely fought contest were quickly ended as Caliente roared back to lead 6-1 at the break. Nathaniel Odysseus-Kingsley and Matt Robinson got two each, Mark Carruthers and Aiden Jones the others. It didn’t get any more competitive in the second period as it was doubles all the way from Carruthers, O-K, Robinson, Jones and Paul Bardsley, who grabbed his double after coming out of goal for the final few minutes. Connor Atkinson, who’d stepped in for FC, grabbed their only second half reply.

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MOM: MATT ROBINSON (EL CALIENTE) 

It didn’t exactly prove to be the most competitive week of games in the Tuesday Championship, and the game between Ballotellitubbies and FC AOTS was the same, despite looking like a decent game on paper beforehand. AOTS were in complete control at the break as Paul Buckley, Eoghan Scott, Azz Hilton and Andy Callahan gave them a 4-0 first half lead. Scott, Calahan (2) and an own goal added to the AOTS toal before Ballo finally got on the sheet through Jaden Heywood’s goal, and while Alex Lomas got a second for them in the final 10 minutes, Callahan and Tom Dennerly completed the rout for AOTS before the full time whistle.

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MOM: ANDY CALLAHAN (FC AOTS)

THE NEW TUESDAY LEAGUE WILL START IN JANUARY 2019, SPACES CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE

The new Wednesday league got kicked off with Champions Wellspring FC looking to start the defence of their title against Out Of Shape FC, and last season’s Runners Up Exeter Gently looking to get off to a good start against Stockport Eagles. Wellspring didn’t get off to a good start as they went 2-0 down in the opening 5 minutes as Marcin and Milosz Zawila scored for Out Of Shape. An injury to Shape’s keeper Luzasz Skiera gave Wellspring a helping hand, and they were two up by the break as Mike Devitt grabbed three and Lee Cullen the other. They took complete control in the second half ran out comfortable winners as Shane Bridges got two, Nathan Wilkinson and Mike Cocks the others to go with an own goal to ease Wellspring to victory.

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MOM: SHANE BRIDGES (WELLSPRING FC)

Eagles had a pretty disappointing season by their Wednesday standards last time out and will be looking for improvement this campaign. It was 1-1 after 4 minutes as Brad Robison cancelled out Ray Donnelly’s opener, but Ryan McAndrew and Michael Winn gave Eagles a two goal lead 9 minutes before the break. Tom Wood pulled one back for Exeter, but Donnelly restored Eagles two goal lead before the half time whistle. Paul Waugh made it 5-2 4 minutes after the restart, and though Kristian Igo reduced that lead again for Exeter, Eagles took control and made the game safe through further goals from Jack McDonagh, Winn, McAndrew and Donnelly, with Igo’s second scant consolation for Exeter.

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MOM: RAY DONNELLY (STOCKPORT EAGLES)

THE NEW WEDNESDAY LEAGUE MAY HAVE STARTED, BUT WE COULD STILL FIND SPACE FOR ONE MORE TEAM IF THE DEMAND WAS THERE…..

Something has crept up on us today, it’s the second anniversary of the first EVER night of Ballers games!

To celebrate, this is the quickest ever thrown together Ballers Blog to once again thank EVERYONE who’s been involved over these first two years. There’s plenty of stats out there in black and white to show how many new companies fail in their first couple of years, but we’re still standing! To those of you who were there at the start, regardless of whether you’re still with us, we wouldn’t be here without out you and the foundations you helped us put in place. If you were here at the start and are still with us, the level of appreciation is multiplied infinitely and hopefully we’ll come up with a suitable way to reward you! If you found us a little later down the line, at least you found us, and we thank you for it, and if you aren’t currently playing, hopefully we’ll see you back with us one day……

Heading into year 3 we are looking at our options for expansion, starting with the opportunity to get a 5-a-side league going at Cheadle Town FC on a Thursday evening (starting very soon!), and we’re looking forward to seeing where the partnership between the two of us can lead.

One thing that we are going to change, at least in the short term, is that we are going to do away with the weekly round up and replace it with a full monthly review. To sweeten the deal we will be throwing a little extra into these, including a review of the action from each division per month, a ‘Good Month / Bad Month’ section for each division, an overall Performance Of The Month, Player Of The Month and Team Of The Month (with photos!), and whatever else we can think of to cram in there. The aim is to have the monthly review and a monthly blog so there will still be fairly regular relevant content going onto the website. Unfortunately the weekly round up was just taking up a little too much time, and while we want to keep giving you guys what you want (if you ever read anything on here), we also want to be spending time on other things to try and improve the overall customer experience. Isn’t the phrase ‘overall customer experience’ horrifically cheesy……

The one other thing we were planning on throwing into a blog was the changing face of small sided football, but we’ll touch on that next month!

Unfortunately we aren’t going to be celebrating with a bumper Tuesday league night, thanks to United and City in the Champions League, but there’s always tomorrow…….

Maybe the summer isn’t quite over yet! Any non-Ballers might want to get signed up to try and get a last bit of sun on your skin before the darkness descends……

LEAGUE NEWS

ICYMI, we have a BRAND NEW THURSDAY 5-A-SIDE LEAGUE starting at Cheadle Town FC in the next few weeks. One off trial games are available over the next few weeks for any team who wants to come and have a look at the set up before deciding whether to commit to the new league.

The new Monday and Tuesday leagues both kick off in the next few weeks, and while spaces are minimal, there are still a couple to be had across the two nights.

We are still looking at the possibility of expanding the Sunday league with earlier kick off times, so if Sunday is the night for you, get onto us asap.

We currently have a Facebook competition on the go, giving everyone the chance to win a FREE MONTH OF FOOTBALL. Head to the Facebook page for details and get involved.

For more information on any of the above, fill in a Join A League form on the homepage.

SUNDAY LEAGUE

The Sunday Premiership still looks to be a division to watch, and returned to capacity after El Caliente rejoined us to replace Real Maskid, who went AWOL without playing a game this season. The good thing from their point of view is that it happened early enough for them to have the chance to catch up their missed games, starting with two this week while Duno had lads away. Their first was against unbeaten Wilmslow Whoppers, who are hoping to to turn recent draws into wins, and they started well with goals from Alex Jackson and Dan Exley in the opening 6 minutes. Danny King pulled one back inside the opening 10 minutes, but the Whoppers quickly restored their two goal lead with an Olly Ford goal a minute later. Liam Delaney scored two more to increase the Whoppers lead to 4, but Nathaniel Odysseus-Kingsley reduced the deficit just before the break. King got his second two minutes after the break to get Caliente within two, and it remained two when Fidelis Eberegbe scored after Exley had got his second for Whoppers. The Whoppers eased clear in the final 10 as Jackson and Ford got two more apiece, with just a Divine strike (someone called Divine, rather than God himself) in response for Caliente. A tough night for Caliente didn’t look like easing off as they had a second game against Bangers & Pash, who went into this week’s game top of the table. After a slow start things burst into life with 4 goals in 6 minutes approaching the break. Matt Sheehan and Rory Kelly scored either side of goals from Odysseues-Kinglsey and King to see us into the break at 2-2, and it was 3-3 with 20 minutes remaining as Chris Carroll and Ross Grealey scored within a minute of each other. King’s second and an own goal gave Caliente a two goal lead, but that was back to one with 7 minutes to play as Harry Kilmartin grabbed Bangers 4th. The final and decisive goal of the game secured a surprise win for Caliente as Grealey got his second in the final minute to incredibly leave Champions Duno as the only Premiership side without a win. Stockport Eagles looked to be the surprise package of the Premiership after picking up 4 points from their last two very tough games, but a third awaited them this week as Insole looked to make it two wins from their first two games. There was only one goal in the opening half an hour, and it was Jordan Cunningham who got it for Insole in the 9th minute. When Dylan Feast got their second with 18 minutes left the floodgates opened, and three goals from Kyle Clarke and another from Connor Harding saw them go 6 up with 10 to play. No more goals in those final 10 minutes mean that Insole pick up a surprisingly one sided win which could kick start a genuine title challenge.

The clash of the top two at the start of play didn’t take place, so the other 4 teams had the chance to close the gap. Beercalona and Sevilla Lacatalent were both looking for a second win of the season, and at half time Sevilla were the favourites as they recovered from Dave Watson’s early strike for Beercalona to lead 3-1 at the break as Jake Riley got two and Sam Melling the other. Tom Ratcliffe got one back for Beercalona early in the second half, but Sevilla restored their two goal lead with an own goal with 20 minutes left. Scott Williams and Jay Ratcliffe both scored to make things all square, and Williams second edged Beercalona in front as we headed towards the final 5 minutes. Jay Ratcliffe got the final goal as Beercalona completed their comeback to move up to third place in the table. Polish Army went into this week’s round of games as the only Championship team without a win, but each of their games up until now had been close. That didn’t look like being the case this week as they trailed 8-0 at half time against Kipsta Cobras, Connor Harding with three, Dylan Lowth two, James Bamgbose, Tom Leach and Warren Yeo one each. The second half wasn’t much better, but they only conceded 5 more to give Kipsta a resounding 13-0 win, Harding and Lowth with two more each and Yeo with his second. Not the best game to choose to film……

The leaders in League One also didn’t have a league game this week as Murder On Zidane’s Floor were let down by the withdrawal of Pat’s Giants (hopefully just for now…). The McMuffin Men could take top spot with a win over Nice Buns B, but that looked unlikely at the break as goals from Paul Cheetham, Charlie Williamson and Sean Cope gave Buns a 3-1 half time lead with Charley Eyre grabbing McMuffin’s only goal of the opening half. 3-1 became 4-1 when Jimmy Williamson scored with 17 minutes left, and Charlie ensured they restored their three goal lead with 10 to play after Mark Bailey had pulled one back for McMuffin. Calan Sherer and Bailey both scored to make it 5-4 with two minutes left, but Buns held on for a win that sends them third. Team Tom were planning their parade after they beat Inter Your Sister on night one with 5 men, but they’ve picked up no more points since then and needed a win over the same opposition to stay in contention at the top end. Jimmy Robinshaw put Inter ahead early, but Carl Carter and Aaron Crook ensured Team Tom lead inside the opening 10 minutes. Craig Johnson made it Desmond at the break, and Inter looked to have it won when they scored three without reply in the opening stages of the second half, two more from Robinshaw and one from Leigh Edwards. Phil Partakis gave the Tommers hope going into the final 5 minutes, and Carter got his second in the final minute, but it wasn’t enough to get anything out of the game for Team Tom as both League One games finished 5-4 (and would have been much better to film than our actual choice…..).

Another division, and another top of the table team not playing this week as Step Brothers were forced to cancel late on for family reasons. The Veterans could join them at the top of the table with a win over new boys Fat Boys Run Wild, and the result was all but determined by the break as three goals from Ben Mercer and one each from Ryan Prestwich, Dean Minshull and Sam Collicott saw them lead 6-2, with the replies coming from Matthew Kealy and Jimmy. Just Jimmy. The same Jimmy scored two in the opening 10 minutes of the second half to reduce the deficit to two goals, but the longer standing team finished much the stronger as Prestwich, Collicott and Adam Pinder all scored two each in the final 15 to give The Veterans as 12-4 win. FC AOTS and Deportivo Lack Of Talent were both looking to pick up a second win of the season as they faced off this week. It looked to be AOTS night as they lead 3-0 at the break with Eoghan Scott scoring two after Adam Duty had given them an early lead. Deportivo made a fight of it in the second half as Ben Proctor scored two in three minutes to make it 3-2 with 15 minutes left, but Duty grabbed a last gasp goal to ensure AOTS moved into third place.

Murder On Zidane’s Floor took on Wilmslow Whoppers in a friendly that turned into an absolute goal-fest. Olly Ford scored 5 and Alex Jackson 4 for Whoppers, with Dan Evans scoring 6 for Murder as the Whoppers won a 26 goal thriller 14-12.

THE SUNDAY LEAGUE REMAINS FULL BE WE REMAIN OPEN TO THE IDEA OF EXPANDING THE LEAGUE AS SOON AS WE CAN. GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS 

MONDAY LEAGUE

The Monday Premiership continues to be a place where teams fear to tread. So much so that this was another week where there were no games played. Fortunately new teams are coming in to fill up the Monday league from the bottom, so by the time the new season starts next month we should hopefully be full of reliable teams….

A tough task faced new boys Garvins Ballers as they looked to become the first team to take points off Netsix & Chill this season. They struck first through Jahid Hussain’s opening minute goal, but the leaders took control as the half went on, with Jimmy Leeson scoring three in the next 9 minutes, and Thomas Leach adding two more before the break. They cruised to a comfortable victory as Leeson added two more, Aaron Campbell three and James Bamgbose the other, with Joshua Hargreaves and Jordan Cunningham scoring late on for Garvins. Phantom Brazilians look likely to finish second, and would take another step towards that if they could beat Nice Buns this week. It was Buns who edged the opening half though, as three Jay Berrisford goals saw them lead 3-2 at the break, with an own goal and a Andrew Shaw finish in response for Phantom. Paul Wilkinson quickly drew Phantom level at the start of the second half, and they took control from there as Matt Barton added two and Shaw his second to give them a hard fought win.The Monday Randommers were even more random than ever this week as only two players who’d actually played for them before turned out this week, but after a tough run of fixtures they went up against the still to be renamed CA FC in what was their first official league game. The Randoms lead 4-2 at the break as two goals from Lukas Voveris and one each for Shaun Mulverney and Harvey Marsh were enough to give them the edge with Josh Jones pulling two back for CA. Jones’ third made it 4-3 with 20 minutes left, but two more from Voveris eased Randoms clear again. Two more Mulverney goals in the final 5 minutes secured the win, with a consolation from Charlie Andrew all the new team could muster in the dying stages.

We welcomed another new team this week in LoL FC, and they faced off against a hybrid of Diva Fever and Wellspring in a friendly on their first night. Costa got their first Ballers goal, and Chris Rhodes ensured they lead at the break after John Brookes had leveled things up. The new boys ran away with it in the second half though, as Costa and Aaron Derbyshire got two each and Gary Banks they other as they finished up 7-2 winners.

THERE’S ONE LAST SPACE AVAILABLE FOR ANY NEW TEAMS WANTING TO GET INVOLVED WITH THE NEW MONDAY LEAGUE DUE TO START IN OCTOBER 

TUESDAY LEAGUE

With the Tuesday Premiership all but sewn up and the Championship to be decided tonight, that means we’re just a couple of weeks away from the start of the NEW TUESDAY LEAGUE! First things first, and Gangs Of Dwight Yorke had to draw a line under their Premiership season by securing the title against Shaka. They were well on their way when Wayne Reeves opened the scoring and an own goal made it 2-0 within the opening 10 minutes. The goals flowed regularly throughout, as Reeves’ second was followed by goals two from Rob Brocklehurst and one from Wez Barker before the break. More of the same followed in the second period as Connor Harding got on the sheet, Callu Jones and Barker got two each, and Brocklehurst got his third, with the only blot on their night being a last minute Liam Paull goal to deny them a clean sheet. Second place was still to be played for, and Total Bala and Michu At De Gea Ba were two teams in contention for it. John Wood gave Bala the lead in the opening minutes, but Michu lead 3-1 at the break as Matt barton scored two and Michael Jennison got the other. It was 4-1 three minutes after the restart as Fidelis Eberegbe grabbed a goal, but Lee Manion reduced the arrears a minute later. Barton’s third with 18 minutes left looked to have put Michu in complete control, but Bala struck back with three in 4 minutes, two from Ethan Kaye and Manion with his second of the game. Both teams went for it in the final 10 minutes, but the game ended the way it started, with Wood’s late finish to give Bala the comeback win.

Wellspring knew what they had to do this week, and any kind of win over Bandit Athletic would be enough for them to claim the Championship title. They struck first through George Quayle’s 8th minute goal, but Bandit pressed hard to get back in it throughout an otherwise goalless first half. When Wellspring got their second through Carlton Cowley’s finish 7 minutes after the restart, they hit two more in quick succession to secure both the win and the title, Cowley with his second and Shane Bridges their 4th. Dylan Feast got a deserved goal back for Bandit with 6 minutes left, but Mike Devitt got the final goal to cap a fine season for Wellspring. The likes of Gangs await them in the Premiership next season…..

We welcomed a couple of new teams to the Tuesday league this week, with the hopefully soon to be renamed NT FC debuting against Show Me Da Mane. Lots of goals in this one, with Chris Murray getting 7 of Mane’s 16 as the new boys ran out of steam after being within two goals at the break. Nicky and Lewis Thirkill and Reds King all got two each for the new boys, who lost 16-7 in week one. FC AOTS also doubled up their Sunday night by joining Tuesday as well, and they faced familiar foes in Beercalona in a friendly this week. Three goals from Ste Whittle weren’t enough for them to get anything out of it though, as three from Tom Ratcliffe and two from namesake Jay gave Beercalona an 8-4 win.

THE NEW TUESDAY LEAGUE STARTS ON 9TH OCTOBER. WE CURRENTLY HAVE ONE SPACE AVAILABLE, BUT IT REALLY WON’T STICK AROUND LONG, SO GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS OR TO REGISTER

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE

Polish Army were back in the Wednesday league this week, fresh off the back of their Sunday hammering, and their return was a tough looking encounter with the current champs Ajax Treesdown. They started really well though, going three up in the opening 12 minutes through goals from Julian, Slawek and debuting Norbert. They looked like they might hold onto that lead until the break, but two goals in the final 5 minutes of the half from Matt Taylor and Evan Farrell. Within 5 minutes of the restart the comeback was complete as Adam Taylor leveled up and an own goal put Ajax in front for the first time. The Army weren’t up for letting this go easily though, and Julian quickly got his second to make it 4-4. Adam Taylor’s second 11 minutes from time looked for a while like it could be the winner, but we weren’t expecting 4 goals in the final 4 minutes. Norbert’s second made it all square again, but Adam Taylor scored two, either side of Farrell’s second to give Ajax a really hard fought win. Unprotected Cesc’s Wednesday debut was a defeat to Exeter Gently, so it would be interesting to see how far they had come since that opening night. It didn’t start well as Kristian Igo gave Exeter a lead in the first minute, but Max Brookes quickly leveled things up. A close first half ended all square at 3-3 with an own goal and a Tom Harrison strike for Exeter being matched by goals from Jack McDonagh and Brookes. The second half was just as close, and it was 4-4 with 15 minutes remaining as another own goal put Exeter back in front before Jahed Hussain again drew Cesc level. Brookes third put Cesc in front half way through the period, but Wednesday was a night of late drama as we again had 4 late goals. Cesc went two up through McDonagh’s second, but Igo and Mo Torkian looked to have given Exeter a share of the spoils. There was a winner though, and it went to the Cescy boys as Si Robinshaw grabbed a last gasp goal to give them their first three points of the season.

THE WEDNESDAY LEAGUE REMAINS FULL. ANY OF THE OTHER NIGHTS SEEM TO BE YOUR BEST OPTION! 

Another week of picking up new teams as we look for a long and busy Autumn and Winter of Ballers action, just at the time the Champions League comes along to cause us a bit of grief. Ah well, what are you going to do? City might not be a problem for long anyway……. Oh, and we’ve got some BIG NEWS THIS WEEK!

LEAGUE NEWS

You may have already heard, but we’re starting a BRAND NEW THURSDAY 5-A-SIDE LEAGUE at a BRAND NEW VENUE, at Cheadle Town FC. This league can kick off as soon as we’ve got 8 teams to go. More details can be found elsewhere on the site or on our social media pages, but one off trial games are available from as soon as next week for any teams that want to give it a go.

The new Tuesday league kicks off on 9th October, and by our reckoning we’ve got ONE SPACE left to fill. We’re also finding the Monday league spaces are filling pretty quickly too, so to take what few spaces we’ve got left in those nights, get in touch.

We’re still looking to expand the Sunday league, while the Wednesday league is as full as full can be, so you know where to look if you’re wanting to get started.

We’ve also launched a competition to win a FREE MONTH OF FOOTBALL on our Facebook page this week, so have a look and get involved.

SUNDAY LEAGUE

This ‘ere Sunday league is really starting to fall together nicely, especially the top division, which has seen every team drop points in the opening three weeks (apart from Real Maskid, who it seems have left us without playing a game this season. Don’t panic, that space is already filled…..). Duno’s long unbeaten run ended last week, and a much changed team took on Bangers & Pash this week as they looked to get back to winning ways. We were halfway through the first half before we had the first goal and it came from Robbie Fallon of Bangers. Chris Carroll made it two before Jack Cope got Duno back in it soon after, but Bangers were in control at the break as Carroll and Harry Kilmartin struck in the final 5 minutes of the period. There was no way back for the champs as Kilmartin and Matt Toft added further goals without reply in the second half to see Bangers sit top of the early season league table. Wilmslow Whoppers and Stockport Eagles met this week, fresh off the back of their first Ballers Premiership wins last week, and goals from Ray Donnelly and Olly Ford in the opening 4 minutes got us off to a cracking start at 1-1 and the first half barely relented from here. Ford’s second put Whoppers in front on 11 minutes, but within two minutes Lee Clarke and Callum Jones had turned things in Eagles favour. Donnelly made it 4-2 for Eagles 8 minutes before the break, but two goals in a minute from Callum Hewitt and Ford had us level again. Jones second edged Eagles in front again, but Ford got his 4th of the period to send us into the break breathless at 5-5. The 4 second half goals were crammed into 8 second half minutes, as Eagles twice went in front again through another Donnelly brace, but each time Whoppers hit back to pick up their second draw of the season as Liam Delaney and Craig Plunkett scored to give us a final score of 7-7. This top division really is anyone’s at this stage.

Kinky Slipper have been used to being the team to catch over the past couple of years, and that’s where they will hope to stay as the Championship season takes shape. They would have expected three points this week against Polish Army, who were still looking for their first point since the big Ballers return, and after both teams exchanged goals in the opening two minutes, Johnny Dambrosio for Kinky and Pawel for the Army, it was a mostly Kinky half. A spell of 5 goals in a blistering 8 minute spell put them well in control, two from Rob Cresswell and one each from James Radcliffe, Joe Lailey and Dambrosio. Bania gave the Army a glimmer of hope with two in the latter stages of the half, and when he scored again 5 minutes from the end of a quieter second half there was only two goals in it. Radcliffe got his second to pretty much secure the win, with Bania grabbing his 4th as a consolation in the final few minutes. Whoever picked up the win between Ladzio and Sevilla Lacatalent this week would take up the position of nearest challengers to Kinky at the end of play this week, and the top two from last season’s League One couldn’t be separated at the break as Owen McNally scored two late goals to level things up after David Witter and Daniel McDonald had given Sevilla an early two goal lead. A desperately close second half saw Lewis Findlow give Lazdio the lead with just 4 minutes to play, and McNally’s third in the final minute looked to have this one won. They had to see it out after Sam Melling’s headed finish made it 4-3, but there was no time for Sevilla to claim anything from this one.

The rotating door continued to rotate for Inter Your Sister this week, as their much changed team took on The McMuffin Men, who are always the model of consistency. That consistency showed in the first half as they went into the break 6-0up , with Charley Eyre’s opener being followed by doubles from Sam Delgado and Logan Sherer, and a Mark Bailey strike to finish the first half scoring. Matt Kealy got Inter off the mark three minutes into the second period, but only after Eyre had added McMuffin’s 7th, and there were more McMuffin goals from Delgado and Bailey before Kane Malone got Inter’s second. Three more McMuffin goals followed to complete a more than comfortable victory, Delgado with two and Eyre with another. Nice Buns Sunday opener ended in defeat to Inter last week, while Team Tom’s solitary win from the opening two games had come against the same opposition when they only had 5 players, so a comfortable victory should have been in store for them this week. This League One seems to be a funny one though, and Jimmy Williamson scored two to put Buns in front by the 20 minute mark. Carl Carter pulled one back for the Tommers, but Williamson added two more before the break to give Buns a comfortable half time lead. Carter got another for Tom early in the second half, but Charlie Williamson got in on the act before Jimmy added his 5th with 15 to play. Phil Partakis gave Team Tom a hint of a chance with a goal two minutes later, but Charlie grabbed the final goal of the game in the final few moments to ease Buns to a first Sunday win. Under Rated continued to ease themselves back into Sunday action  with an interesting looking game against Murder On Zidane’s Floor. Chris Leah gave Under Rated the lead on 5 minutes, but Dan Evans scored three to put Murder in charge at the break. Leah grabbed two in three minutes early in the second half to bring the scores level again, but goals from Jake Barnes and Karl Mason inside the final 10 minutes secured a win for Murder, with Jimmy Nation grabbing a reply for Under Rated with the final kick of the game.

Step Brothers have found that a settled team has helped them early on this season, and their promotion push saw them take on a Stront Bakken team this week who will also be hoping to have a bash at getting back into League One next time around. Chris Moore scored the only goal of the opening period to send Step Brothers into the break in front, and after Tom Cioffi had doubled that lead 5 minutes into the second period they took a firm grip on proceedings. An own goal and Moore’s magical second pretty much secured a third straight win for the Brotherhood, with Chris Sinclair adding a 5th as Step Brothers ensured they maintined their 100% record after three games. The Veterans and FC AOTS both look capable of putting together a promotion push this season, but only one of these teams lived up to that in the first half. Two goals from Simon Grainger, an own goal and one each from Adam Pinder and Dean Minshull meant that AOTS winning record with their new shirts was in danger with only Eoghan Scott getting on the score sheet for them in the opening period. His second after the break reduced the deficit to three, and after Pinder got his second for The Vets, AOTS threatened a comeback as Steve Whittle and Adam Duty got two with one Paul Atherton goal sandwiched in between for The Vets to leave them just 7-6 in front. Grainger got his third with 5 minutes to play to give ease The Vets to a narrow win, and they go second. Deportivo Lack Of Talent and SK Six were both pointless going into this week’s game, and 7 Deportivo first half goals meant it looked like being their night. Rhys Moult got the opener, Brad Peet and Rob Parker grabbed two apiece, with Josh Jackson and Alex Babcock scoring the others while Steve Blunsten replied with two and Henry Cooke another for SK. The second half goals came late, too late for SK to claim anything as Parker got three more, while Cooke, Brad Bent and Max Blunsten Shepherd got the goals for SK in a more even second period.

THE 4 SUNDAY DIVISIONS REMAIN FULL. SPACES CAN BE CREATED FOR A DIVISION 5 TO START ON 7TH OCTOBER WITH FRIENDLIES AVAILABLE FOR ANY NEW OR RETURNING TEAMS IN THE MEANTIME. GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS.

MONDAY LEAGUE

There are tentative signs of the green shoots of recovery after a tricky summer for the Monday league, with two more new teams playing their first games this week, and another lined up for a Ballers debut next week. We’ll be turning teams away before we know it….. As is fairly standard, there was only one game in the top division as Kroos Control looked to continue their quest for a debut Monday crown against J Stands Barmy Army. It was the Army that took the lead on 5 minute through Reece Nuttall’s goal, but Kroos were in control before the break as Calvin Alexander got two, Ray Donnelly and Liam Watson the others. Watson’s 4th two minutes into the second half put Kroos 4 clear, and in a second half where J Stands applied plenty of pressure to try and get themselves back into this one, Kroos picked them off in the final 10 minutes as Donnelly and Watson grabbed two more each and Stevie Whetham got the other as Kroos ran out 10-1 winners in a surprisingly one sided game.

The Monday Randommers (potential new name ‘Insert Joe Kinnear’) made their Ballers debut a few weeks ago with a victory over Phantom Brazilians, but both teams were much changed when they went up against each other again this week, and two players who didn’t play last time put Phantom in early control as Matt Holbrook and Paul Wilkinson gave them an early two goal lead. Ryan Clayton made it a three goal cushion at the break, and a pretty comfortable win for the Brazilians was complete when Daniel Clayton and Wilkinson scored in the final 10 minutes. The potentially soon to be renamed Garvins Ballers made their debut against Monday mainstayers Nice Buns this week, and the difference in the style of football they had been previously playing was there to be seen in the early stages as Buns went two up through goals from the Williamson boys, Charlie and Jimmy. Josh Welsh got the Ballers first Ballers goal, but Jimmy restored the two goal lead before the break. He got another along with a goal from Tom Hall in the first 5 minutes of the second half to move Buns 4 clear, but Welsh got his second to keep the new team in touch. Christoper Wellings pulled two back for Ballers in the final 10 minutes, but Jimmy got his 4th, while Paul Cheetham and Tom Dempsey also added to the Buns total, with a mystery goalscorer getting on the board for Garvins, who lost 8-5 on their first night. There’s always next week!

Another new team, currently known as CA FC, made their first Ballers appearance as well this week, and at half time it looked fairly ominous as they trailed 3-0 to FC AOTS. THey shook off the first half rust to put up a decent fight to give them some hope in the second half, with John Roberts scoring two of their goals, but three from Adam Atherton and two from Eoghan Scott ensured AOTS held on for a 7-4 win. A mish-mash friendly between Netsix & Chill and Wellspring ended up being a tight affair with the Monday regulars running out 4-2 winners after a goal-less second half, Aaron Campbell scoring two of their goals.

WE CAN STILL FIND SPACES FOR NEW TEAMS IN OUR MONDAY LEAGUE, SO GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS. THE NEW SEASON STARTS AT THE END OF OCTOBER.

TUESDAY LEAGUE

The Tuesday review won’t take long this week, as it seems that more teams were interested in watching Liverpool than they were United or City on the Wednesday! Beercalona needed a win, and probably a big one if they were to hold out much hope of overtaking Wellspring at the top of the Tuesday Championship in this week’s only league game. Show Me Da Mane had a few different faces in from the last time these two teams met, and one of those new faces, Mark Carruthers, gave them the lead after 5 minutes. Beercalona hit back to lead at the break as Scott Williams and Tom Ratcliffe replied for them, but Mane started the second half very strongly to race into a 4-2 lead with 15 minutes to go, Carruthers second followed by two from Nathaniel Odysseus-Kingsley. With Beercalona’s hopes of overturning Wellspring’s goal difference advantage well and truly done, all they could do was to try and win the game to at least make Wellspring play for it next week, and even if they don’t end up being champions at the end of this, they showed the stuff of champions as Ratcliffe’s second was followed by two more from Williams as they fought back to nick this one 5-4.

In friendly action, a patched up Premiership Total Bala faced a patched up Championship Bandit Athletic. In horrific conditions, 4 goals from Rick Kelly were the difference as the top division team beat the newcomers 7-3.

THE NEW TUESDAY LEAGUE STARTS ON 9TH OCTOBER, AND BY OUR CALCULATIONS WE CURRENTLY HAVE SPACE FOR ONE MORE NEW OR RETURNING TEAM. FOR MORE DETAILS OR TO REGISTER, GET IN TOUCH

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE

They might not both have been league games, but the fact that we were able to get two games on on the same night as United and City’s opening Champions League games is a very good sign! The one league game that took place was between last season’s runners up Stockport Eagles and new boys CSKA Cheadle, with both sides looking to make it two wins from two to start the season. We were even after 10 minutes as Ben Waugh drew Eagles level after Tom Weaver had grabbed an early goal for CSKA, but the new team lead at the break as Chris Kennedy and Andy Whitelegg got on the score sheet. It looked a long way back for Eagles when Karim Slouti scored with 15 minutes to go, and they quickly restored their three goal lead when Whitelegg got his second a couple of minutes after Ray Donnelly had pulled one back for the Eagles. It was game on with 6 minutes to go as a ‘controversial’ Donnelly goal, 4 minutes after Paul Waugh’s finish meant it was 5-4, but Whitelegg quickly got his third to end any hopes of an Eagles comeback, and gave Cheadle a second straight win to start their Ballers life.

In friendly action, the 5 men of Wellspring fell to a respectable 8-4 defeat to Unprotected Cesc, with debutant Will Hartley scoring 5 of their goals.

THE WEDNESDAY LEAGUE REMAINS FULL. THE OTHER LEAGUES ARE YOUR BEST BET FOR AN IMMEDIATE START.

It’s amazing the difference as we step into September, and this review contains a lot more words than any from the previous couple of months, which is a good thing. Hopefully the good start we’ve had to September will continue as we head towards our two year anniversary!

LEAGUE NEWS

The BRAND NEW TUESDAY LEAGUE kicks off on 9th October, and we currently have a couple of spaces to fill

Two days before that, we’re going for it….. We currently have 4 teams on standby for the SUNDAY LEAGUE, so on the 7th October we will be adding in the 5TH DIVISION we’ve been talking about for ages! Two spaces, who wants them?

The MONDAY LEAGUE is slowly picking up, with a couple more spaces filled this week, but we can still find room for ONE MORE team in the top division if anyone fancies their chances.

We also have the Players Pool group that we’ve set up on Facebook to help teams find players, players find teams, line up last minute friendlies and put teams together, so feel free to add yourself to it. Here’s the link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/441897286297839/

SUNDAY LEAGUE

BOOM! Week 2 of the Sunday league saw just two out of the 24 teams unable to field a side, and the return of Under Rated to fill in for a friendly in one of those spaces. Wilmslow Whoppers were denied an opening night win last week by a last ditch Insole goal, while Bangers & Pash were comfortable winners over Premiership debutants Stockport Eagles. Whoppers struck first through Olly Ford’s 8th minute goal, but when Callum Delaney doubled their lead 10 minutes before the break the game exploded into life. Chris Carroll got Bangers on the board, but that was the first of 8 goals in 8 minutes as Ford grabbed another three and Liam Delaney another for Whoppers, as they lead 6-4 at the break, with Alex Fowell getting two and Robbie Fallon the other for Bangers. Goals in the first 6 minutes of the second period from Ford, and Callum’s Delaney and Hewitt moved Whoppers into a 5 goal lead, but Fowell and Rory Kelly kept Bangers in touch heading towards the final 10 minutes. Three more from Callum Delaney and a 6th of the game from Ford eased Whoppers to their first win, with Carroll’s second of the game all that Bangers could muster in the final stages. Champions Duno opened their defence of the title with a game against Stockport Eagles, who were looking for their first Ballers top flight point. Duno went through the whole of last season unbeaten, so not many of us were giving Eagles much of a chance of ending that run, but they did score first through Ray Donnelly’s 5th minute opener. Jack Cope leveled up for Duno two minutes later, but Donnelly got his second to restore the Eagles lead half way through the period. Liam Watson made it 2-2, and Duno lead for the first time when Cope got his second three minutes from the break. Brandon Byers-Wilkes drew Eagles leve again almost immediately, but Duno responded in kind to lead 4-3 at the break through Cope’s third. Duno lead by two for the first time when Luke Newsham scored 5 minutes into the second half, but as we thought they might run away with it from here, Eagles hit back again as Lee Clarke and Callum Davies scored to make it 5-5 inside the final 10 minutes. With both teams going for the win it was Donnelly who grabbed the final goal in the final minute to give Eagles the shock win, as the Sunday Premiership looks like being one to watch this season.

Kinky Slipper were narrow winners in week one, but remain hot favourites for a swift return to the Premiership, and were even hotter favourites to win this week’s game with Beercalona after two Wes Harney goals and one from Tommy Schofield in the opening 11 minutes put them three up. Anthony Corns pulled one back for Beercalona, but Harney quickly restored the three goal lead with 9 minutes remaining in the half. Beercalona roared back with three goals in two minutes fro Jay Ratcliffe, Corns and Chris Murray, and though James Ratcliffe put Kinky back ahead soon after, we were level after an own goal made it 5-5 at the break. A tighter second period saw Harney score again to put Kinky back in front, and an own goal 9 minutes from time looked like it might be enough to secure the win. We were set for a big finish when Tom Ratcliffe made it 7-6 three minutes from time, but Rob Cresswell scored in the dying stages to ease Kinky to another hard fought win. Polish Army are still easing their way back into things as it stands, but they started well this week against Ladzio, Pawel and Bania turning things in their favour in the opening 10 minutes after Lewis Findlow had given Ladzio an early lead. Ladzio quickly regained control, and two goals from Owen McNally and one from Lewis Findlow saw them take a two goal lead into the break, and the only goal of the second period came from Rory McKenna as Ladzio secured their first Championship points of the season.

Team Tom had picked up an impressive win with 5 men against Inter Your Sister on the opening night, while Murder On Zidane’s Floor took a point from their first game of the season last week. It took 15 minutes for the deadlock to be broken here, as Tommy Schofield gave Murder the lead, but they quickly added three more through Dan Evans, Karl Mason and an own goal to lead 4-0 at the break. The mysterious John (just John) made it 5 early in the second half, and by the time he scored again 10 minutes later it was 8-0 as Danny Derbyshire and Evans had added goals in between. Rob Jordan ensured there would be no place on the golden gloved board for Murder ‘keeper Matt Barker, and with the result already well decided, Derbyshire got his second before Adam Priest had the final word for Team Tom on a night to forget for them. The McMuffin Men were here for the first time this season, but they were two down early on as Matt Sands scored two for Pat’s Giants in the opening 9 minutes. Sam Delgado got McMuffin’s first goal of the season, and Mark Bailey drew them level 6 minutes before the break. Joe Marsland edged the Giants ahead again, but it was 3-3 at half time as Delgado got his second a minute before the whistle. An unfortunate injury to Sands meant that Pat’s were effectively playing most of the second half with 5 men, and the McMuffins took advantage as Logan Sherer put them in front 4 minutes in before Calan Sherer added two more to give them a three goal lead with 9 minutes left. Rick Nuttall did pull one back, but two more from Charley Eyre and another from Bailey meant that McMuffins ran out 9-4 winners.  Nice Buns doubled up and joined the Sunday league as well this week, and they were given a helping hand against Inter Your Sister who had to start the game with 5 players with three players running (very) late. Tom Hall, Jimmy Williamson and Dale Kirkham scored first half goals to have them looking comfortable, but when restored to 6 players Inter hit back with two Craig Johnson goals before the break. Brandon Byers-Wilkes drew them level with 16 minutes left on the clock, and the same player scored the winner 5 minutes from time to complete the Inter comeback.

Step Brothers are at the bottom of the mountain again looking up as the former Premiership side look to escape from the Sunday basement at the first attempt. They would go in as favourites against SK Six who continue their search for a first Ballers win, but they went behind to Chris Sinclair’s 3rd minute goal. They ran Stront Bakken close last week, and drew level here when Steve Blunsten scored halfway through the opening period, but they couldn’t hang on til the break as Sinclair got his second just before the half time whistle. They needed to pull a rabbit out of a hat when Chris Moore extended the Brothers lead with 13 to play, and an own goal 5 minutes from time and Tom Cioffi’s last minute goal sealed the second win for them at the start of a season that’s seen them field a side all by themselves for two weeks in a row! Stront Bakken got off to a winning start as they looked to put themselves amongst the promotion party on their return to League Two, but FC AOTS will also fancy a promotion push this season after improving as the previous season went on. The Bucket Boys went in front on 4 minutes as Declan Matthews scored the opener, but that lead lasted just a minute as Eoghan Scott quickly leveled things up for AOTS in their first league game in their spanking new kit. They took control as Zac Jamieson and Adam Duty scored at the mid point of the opening period, and in an otherwise tight game they scored the only other goal 8 minutes from time, Scott with his second to give AOTS their first win from their first league game of the season. Deportivo Lack Of Talent were back in action after missing their first league game in an age last week, while The Veterans were looking for their first points after an opening day defeat to Step Brothers. There were 4 goals in the opening period, all in a 5 minute spell just after the 10 minute mark. Adam Pinder’s opener for The Vets was quickly matched by Brad Peet’s finish, before Rinder and Ryan Prestwich put The Vets in control at the break. Simon Grainger scored three in the opening 6 minutes of the half to tighten the Vets grip, with just a Rob Parker reply for Deportivo wedged in between them. Parker added two more to reduce the deficit to two with 13 minutes left, but The Veterans ended the stronger with Pinder grabbing another two and Andy Carrington getting the other as The Vets get off the mark with a 9-4 win.

Under Rated are wanting to get back into it after a bit of a break, and they gave Kipsta Cobras a highly competitive friendly, leading 3-1 just after the restart as Chris Leah, James McIver and Colin Stelfox scored after Connor Harding had given Kipsta an early lead. Kipsta ran out narrow 4-2 winners as Harding grabbed two more and James Bamgbose the winner as Under Rated showed the level we can expect them to be at when we find them a space!

THE SUNDAY LEAGUE IS FULL. A 5TH DIVISION IS A POSSIBILITY, AS IS ADDING TEAMS TO THE EXISTING LEAGUES, SO GET IN TOUCH TO JOIN OUR BIGGEST LEAGUE NIGHT! 

MONDAY LEAGUE

While we can’t fit enough teams into our Sunday league at the minute, we have issues with a number of Monday teams being able to field a side. It’s mostly Premiership teams who are finding the struggle real, and we only had one game take place this week. It was a proper game though, as Kroos Control had the narrowest lead at the break against Ruud van Nipplerooy thanks to Ray Donnelly’s 12th minute goal. The Nips were level early in the second half through Jordan Hutchinson’s finish, and they lead with 9 minutes to go as Hutchinson got his second. They looked to be seeing it out for the win, but Cam (just Cam) popped up with a leveler with just two minutes remaining. As we looked set for a draw, Liam Watson took advantage of a mix up to give Kroos Control a last gasp win to make it three from three for them as the top division plays catch up.

Netsix & Chill look set to join the top flight next season, so it was a little mean of us to put them up against the newly formed Monday Randommers (better name to come). James Bamgbose struck early for the leaders, and they lead by 4 at the break as Mike Pinder added three more throughout the half. Warren Yeo made it 5 early in the second period, but Shaun Mulverney ensured there was no clean sheet for Netsix this week with probably the goal of the game. It didn’t lead to an unexpected comeback, as Netsix ran out 8-1 winners with further goals from Aaron Campbell and two more from Yeo. Phantom Brazilians have had injury and holiday issues in recent weeks, and while it hasn’t stopped them fielding a side, it has meant that side has dropped away in the race for the title. With a relatively full squad they were hoping to get back to winning ways against Pathetico Madrid, another side who’ve found the last few weeks a struggle, and they started well with Daniel Clayton’s first minute goal. Pathetico lead at the break as Nathan Wilkinson drew them level and Ethan Kaye put them in front, and it was 3-1 4 minutes after the restart as Kaye got his second. Paul Wilkinson scored in the 31st and 43rd minute to bring Phantom level with 7 to play, and Clayton’s second put them in front three minutes later. A frantic final couple of minutes saw Phantom nick a 6-5 win as Clayton and Wilkinson’s goals saw off the two goals from Pathetico’s Wilkinson to get them back to winning ways.

FC AOTS popped down for a game on Monday against Nice Buns, but we’ll have to see if it becomes a permanent thing as Buns ran out comfortable 7-2 winners, Dale Kirkham and Jimmy Williamson with three apiece and Tom Hall with the other as Andy Callahan and Zac Jamieson grabbed the consolation goals for the on tour Sunday team.

THE MONDAY LEAGUE IS SLOWLY PICKING UP AFTER A TRICKY SUMMER, BUT WE CAN FIND SPACE FOR A COUPLE MORE TEAMS. GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS.

TUESDAY LEAGUE

If Michu At De Gea Ba were to hold out any hope of catching Gangs Of Dwight Yorke, they would need to beat them this week, and probably by a pretty decent margin. It became quickly apparent that this wasn’t going to happen as goals from Callum Jones, two each from Connor Harding and Chris Singleton and another from Josh Morrissey saw them lead 6-1 at the break, with just a Pete Lennon goal in reply for Michu. Two more from Jones and one from Warren Yeo ruled out any hope of a Michu second half comeback, and though Fidelis Eberegbe pulled one back 10 minutes from time, Morrissey added another three in the final stages to give Gangs another comfortable victory. Championship winners Stroke Titty have had a mixed season, while Shaka have had a different team out every week and have struggled to click as a result. They did lead 4-3 at the break as Mark Brookes helped himself to three and Liam Paull the other, with Jimmy Leeson, Jay Willingham and Mike (just Mike) replying for Stroke. Leeson added a couple more after the break, alongside another goal from the mysterious Mike and a missing scorer, to give them a 7-6 win with Paull and Jack Roberts getting the second half goals for Shaka, who will now finish up back in the Championship next season. Stroke were looking forward to relegation last week, they now sit third!

In the Championship, we had the potential title decider between Beercalona and Wellspring, with Wellspring knowing anything other than a defeat would leave them in pole position as a result of making the most of their earlier games with Europeans before they dropped out, but they set about taking any doubts away in the opening half as George Quayle and Shane Bridges scored two apiece against a changed Beercalona to lead 4-1 at the break, with a Tom Ratcliffe penalty the only reply for them. Ratcliffe got a second three minutes after the break, but Bridges quickly got his third to keep them three clear, but goals from Ratcliffe and Ste Bowler meant it was 5-4 with 10 minutes to play. An injury to Bowler in the final few minutes nearly ended the game early, but he dragged himself off the pitch to allow Martin Bell to fire home a leveler with two minutes remaining. There wasn’t enough time for a winner though, and the draw does a lot more for Wellspring than it does Beercalona. Bandit Athletic made their Tuesday bow against the rapidly settling Show Me Da Mane (I’ll be able to take the stabilizers off soon and let them go it alone). A very tight first half saw goals from Connor Atkinson and Chris Sinclair at either end of the half give Bandit a two goal half time lead. Tom Kessi made it three early in the second period, but Paul Swanson got Mane off the mark with 20 still to play. Kyle Clarke and Swanson exchanged goals to make it 4-2, and Clarke scored again after Andy Carrington had briefly reduced the deficit to one. It was back to one at 5-4 when Carrington scored again with 9 left, and in a frantic final couple of minutes Bailey Carroll looked to have clinched it for Bandit, only for Nathaniel Odysseus-Kingsley to make them sweat again, beofre Clarke finally finished this one off.

We had a bit of a glamour friendly this week as the highly experienced Total Bala (formerly Total Ballet, formerly Total Football, occasionally The Loveable Geeks) took on most of Sunday Premiership multiple winners Insole. The experienced guys started the better and lead 3-0 at the break with goals from John Wood, Lee Manion and Ethan Kaye. Wood made it 4 just after the restart, and though Jordan Cunningham scored 4 of his own in the second half, it was in vain as Manion and Kaye secured the win for Bala.

WE HAVE TWO SPACES IN OUR TUESDAY LEAGUE WITH THE NEW SEASON SET TO START ON 9TH OCTOBER. FRIENDLIES CAN BE ARRANGED FOR ANY NEW OR RETURNING TEAMS IN THE MEANTIME. WE’LL BE FLEXIBLE ON CHAMPIONS LEAGUE NIGHTS…..

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE

The first night of the extended 7 team Wednesday league took place this week with three very close games, one brand new team, and Unprotected Cesc starting their first full season. The champs got off to a flying start as Ajax Treesdown flew into a 5 goal lead against Exeter Gently in the opening 11 minutes, Daniel Kitchingham with the first two, followed by further goals from Adam Taylor Josh Batch and Matt Taylor. The game looked in the bag when Matt Taylor got his second 4 minutes after the break, but they weren’t going to keep a clean sheet as Kristian Igo finally got Exeter on the board with 15 minutes remaining. When he got his second, 4 minutes later, it was after Tom Berry and Mehrad Torkian had also scored, and all of a sudden there was only two goals in it. Ajax showed the stuff of champions, and got a couple of late goals to seal the win, Jordan Hardman and Evan Farrell with the decisive goals. Last season’s runners up Stockport Eagles would have been expected to get off to a winning start against Magpie, but the Mags can be a funny team and they took the lead through Mariusz Kozsla’s 5th minute goal. The Eagles turned it around late on in the half as Ray Donnelly scored twice and Liam Watson grabbed their third to put them 3-1 up three minutes from the break, but Karol reduced the deficit just before the half time whistle. We were level at 3-3 with 18 to play when Dawid got on the score sheet, but Eagles nicked it through Stevie Whetham’s goal 12 minutes from time. We welcomed CSKA Cheadle to Ballers this week, and they faced a much changed Unprotected Cesc, missing every single one of their regular lads this week. The first half was a goal fest as Callum Clarke opened the scoring for Cesc in the opening minute before Andy Whitelegg got CSKA’s first Ballers goal a minute later. They were never behind again throughout the half as Sam Casey gave them the lead, then added two more to go alongside another from Whitelegg, while Josh Armitage, Wez Hodkinson and Jack Phillips replied for Cesc to leave us at 5-4 at the break. Cheadle seemed to have it in the bag with two more in the first three minutes of the second half from Mark Carruthers and Whitelegg, but two goals in a minute half way through the period from Armitage and George Quayle meant there was one goal in it again with 13 to play. Casey edged CSKA two clear again, but they had to hold on when Phillips got his second two minutes from time. They held on for the win on their opening night, which is always handy in ensuring a new team come back for their second week……

THE WEDNESDAY LEAGUE IS NOW FULL. LOOK AT THE MONDAY OR TUESDAY LEAGUE FOR AN IMMEDIATE START 

Fresh as a daisy from our summer break, we’re back and ready for a long autumn and winter of Ballers action. Hopefully all of our teams will be in the same boat and raring to get back to it.

LEAGUE NEWS

With the summer a dim and distant memory (it was a good one though), we hope everyone is ready for the Autumn season. Here’s our current league standings:

SUNDAY LEAGUE: Currently FULL, but with a few other teams milling around we do have the option of adding a mini league in in the next few weeks

MONDAY LEAGUE: SPACES AVAILABLE. We are looking at having a little re-jig of the Monday league as a number of teams have struggled through the summer months. This means we can accommodate new teams for an immediate start

TUESDAY LEAGUE: ONE SPACE AVAILABLE in the Premiership. As it’s near the end of the season any new team that comes in will have the option of dropping into the Championship when the new season starts.

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE: New season starts NEXT WEEK, but it’s FULL, so look elsewhere!

We have our Players Pool group on Facebook for anyone who might be looking for a team, or any teams who might be looking for players, click the link and request to join to get involved https://www.facebook.com/groups/441897286297839/

We’ve got our Goal Of The Month competition running on the social media pages, and will be running a Facebook competition over the coming weeks to celebrate our 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Keep an eye out and get involved.

SUNDAY LEAGUE

The brand new Sunday league flew out of the blocks after the summer break with 9 league games played and a friendly on the opening week. We welcomed Wilmslow Whoppers to the top division as they finally followed up their threats to join us that seems to have gone on for most of the past couple of years, and their opening game with former champions Insole always had the look of one that would be tough to call. A tight first half saw Whoppers recover from going behind to Wayne Reeves third minute opener for Insole, to lead 2-1 at the break as Dan Exley and Liam Delaney scored for them. Exley and Olly Ford scored early in the second half to seemingly put them in control, before Insole showed their fighting qualities to score 6 unanswered goals in 10 minutes to go 7-4 up half way through the second period. Delaney and Ford got their second to reduce the deficit to just one, and they looked to have nicked it with two more late goals from Ford. A final twist saw Jack Atkinson score with the final kick of the game to give Insole a point from a breathless 8-8 draw. If only we’d filmed it…… Stockport Eagles have gone from the bottom division to the top flight in no time having spent most of their early Ballers days in the lower divisions, and their first top division game was against Bangers & Pash. They took the lead through a Ryan McAndrew goal in the 12th minute, but trailed at the break as Chris Carroll scored two and Harry Kilmartin the other, while McAndrew kept Eagles in it with his second of the half. Three goals in a 6 minute spell in the second period from Callum Campbell, Rory Kelly and MAtt Sheehan put the game to bed, with Campbell’s second of the game a minute from time securing a 7-2 opening night win for Bangers.

Last season’s Championship was mostly made up of previously reliable teams who struggled through the difficult summer months, but we start the season with a 100% turnout this week and three very close games which bodes well for a good season. The standout tie of the opening week was the clash between former Premiership champions Kinky Slipper, and another former Premiership team in Kipsta Cobras. An own goal gave Kipsta the lead, and Connor Harding doulbed that lead 7 minutes before the break. Kinky are in this division as they missed most of last season, but they were back level before the break as Dale Roberts grabbed a debut Ballers goal and Wesley Harney got the leveler two minutes from the half time whistle. The second half was equally as tight, and it was a late double from Roberts that made the difference between the two sides as Kinky start what should be a promotion campaign with a win. Would have been a good game to film…… Another interesting opening day game was the winners of League Two versus the winners of League One as Beercalona skipped League One and took a spot in the Championship to face Ladzio. A wide open first half saw the teams share 8 goals to go in level at 4-4 at the break, with Ladzio never leading the way. Jay Ratcliffe got three and Tom Ratcliffe the other for Beercalona, with George Cox grabbing two, Sam Findlow and Owen McNally the others for Ladzio. Martin Bell eased Beercalona two ahead with 12 minutes to play, but a frantic last 5 minutes started with Lewis Findlow reducing that deficit to one again. Dave Watson and Jay Ratcliffe looked to have clinched the win for Beercalona, but Sam Findlow scored one and Kai Lawless two in the final couple of minutes to leave Beercalona hanging on for 9-8 win. How good would a 9-8 game have looked on camera? Polish Army were back from their summer break, and took on League One runners up Sevilla Lacatalent on their big return. We were level at 1-1 at the break as Bania scored for the Poles a minute after Daniel McDonald had given Sevilla a 17th minute lead. We went into the final 10 minutes still level, but at 2-2 as Bania got his second to level up again after Jake Riley had restored the Sevilla lead. It was natural that after their break the Polish would be running on fumes near the end, and it was Riley’s second that decided this one 6 minutes from time. Another close game that we’re sure would have looked great on camera…….

It’s been a tough few seasons for Team Tom, who struggled to field a side throughout much of last season despite having been small sided football regulars for most of this millennium. Having finally been given a break and dropped down to the 3rd tier of the Sunday league, it looked a tough ask again as they could only field 5 players for their first game against Inter Your Sister, the first time these two teams have met in a long while. The lack of players didn’t seem to affect them that badly as they lead 3-1 at the break as Rob Jordan, Tom Hornsby and Adam Priest got their goals, with Dave Smythe replying for Inter. They remained on top in the second half, as Jordan added two more, Priest and an own goal the others as they ran out 7-2 winners with Curtis Rothwell scoring the only other Inter goal on a bad night for them. Team Tom will obviously be fancying a run at some trophies this season….. Murder On Zidane’s Floor started their first full season with an interesting looking game against Pat’s Giants, another team who struggled through most of last season in the Championship. This was the actual game we picked to film, so it must have been an absolute doozy, right? It was a tight game from the off, with Dan Evans early goal for Murder the only goal until Danny Brookes and Matt Sands turned things in Giants favour in the latter stages of the half. Carl Harratt made it 3-1 early in the second half, but we were back level with 15 to play as Evans and Tommy Schofield got themselves on the score sheet. Both teams went for it in the final stages but there were no more goals, so both teams get off the mark for the season.

How the mighty have fallen. In the blink of an eye, Step Brothers have gone from Premiership to League Two as they look to rebuild after several seasons of struggle. The Veterans are also in the basement for another season having been close to reaching the Premiership just a few seasons ago, but they were well behind at the break in this one as every Step Brothers outfield player got their names on the score sheet in the opening period. Chris Moore produced a couple of magic finishes to go along with goals from Chris Sinclair, Rob Sheldon, Tom and Dom Cioffi, with just a solitary Paul Atherton goal in response for The Vets in the first half. The result was in the bag when Sinclair, Dom and Tom Cioffi added further goals in the opening 10 minutes of the second period to make it 9-1. The game wasn’t as one sided as the score suggested, with The Brothers ‘keeper Gaz Fay claiming the man of the match award, but he was beaten by two more goals from Atherton and one each from Simon Grainger and Adam Pinder to give the final scoreline a more favourable look. SK Six are determined to pick up a genuine, bonafide victory of their own this season, but faced a tough opening game against FC Stront Bakken who were back in the bottom division after a season in the third tier. They started off well with Brad Bent giving them an early lead, but they didn’t hold onto it for long as Declan Matthews quickly drew the Bucket Boys level. Danny Robinshaw put Bakken in front and Matthews added his second before the break to put them in control, and Patrick Mitchell looked to have put them out of sight with their 4th three minutes after the restart. SK hit back, and Harry Bridge struck an 8 minute hat trick to make it 4-4 with 13 minutes left on the clock, but Stront Bakken responded with two more goals from Lukas Voveris inside the final 10 minutes. Bridge got another three minutes from time, but there was no sharing of the spoils as Stront Bakken held on for the win.

FC AOTS were rocking their new shirts this week, but only in friendly action as the recently withdrawn Wellspring dragged the lads back down for a Sunday game. The new shirts are off to a winning start as 4 goals from Zac Jamieson, and two each from Adam Duty, Charley Hutchinson and Eoghan Scott were more than enough to secure a comfortable 11-3 victory.

THE SUNDAY LEAGUE REMAINS FULL AT 4 DIVISIONS, BUT WE SEE THE CHANCES FOR ADDING TO THIS LEAGUE IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE AS ENQUIRIES CONTINUE TO COME IN. DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK….. 

MONDAY LEAGUE

The Monday league as at the other end of the spectrum to the Sunday league at the minute, with a number of teams struggling which is making us consider a change of format at this stage of the season. Only two games were played this week, both in the Championship, and one consisting of one of our new Random teams. Firstly, Netsix & Chill were looking to maintain their promotion push against a Nice Buns team who were still looking for their first point of the season. They did strike first through a 9th minute own goal (naming no names…..), but Netsix hit back with three quick goals from Mike Pinder, Matty Aked and James Bamgbose to lead 3-1 with 10 minutes of the first half remaining. Buns looked like they fancied this one though, and they were quickly level again as Jimmy Williamson and Dale Kirkham made it 3-3, three minute before the break. Netsix lead at the break as Aaron Campbell made the most of a mix up at the back for Buns, and the leaders ran away with it as Buns ran out of steam in the second half. Bamgbose got two more, Warren Yeo bagged a couple and Pinder got his second ease Netsix to another win. Phantom Brazilians took on the new team, looking to keep in touch with Netsix at the top, but they fell behind to Shaun Mulverney’s 6th minute opener for the new team. Daniel Clayton leveled up for Phantom 5 minutes before the break, but a Wez Hodkinson penalty put the new boys 2-1 up at half time. Andy Ingleson made it 3-1 two minutes into the season half, but Connor Harding quickly responded for Phantom, who went on to spend most of the second half peppering the Randommers goal. Random keeper Danny Robinshaw held them at bay though, and the new team were able to clinch the win with a couple of late goals, one each for Mulverney and John Brookes.

SPACES ARE AVAILABLE FOR AN IMMEDIATE START IN THE MONDAY LEAGUE. GET IN TOUCH FOR DETAILS.

TUESDAY LEAGUE

Gangs Of Dwight Yorke don’t look like being stopped this season and after a comfortable win over Stroke Titty first time around there would have been quite long odds on their run ending this week. The first half was far more even than the half time scoreline of 6-0 in Gangs favour suggested, with the main difference being the quality of the finishing at either end, Wez Barker and Callum Jones grabbed three apiece to all but end the game by the break. Joe Lailey finally took one of the many Stroke chances just after the break, and while he added two more throughout the half, Gangs had a firm grip on the result by this point and scored 7 more in the second period, Jones with another three, Barker and Josh Morrissey with two each. A win for much changed Total Bala over a much changed Shaka would see the Bala boys go clear in second place, and after a pretty tight first half they lead 3-2 at the break . Lee Manion had opened the scoring for Bala before Shaka drew level through Dan Kitchener’s goal. Ethan Kaye restored the Total lead but Jake Tyler struck again for Shaka before Manion’s second on the stroke of half time sent them into the break ahead. Manion’s third opened up a two goal lead for the first time with 15 minutes left, and two goals from Paul Thornton quickly followed to secure the result, which was finished off with two more from Kaye in the final couple of minutes.

The renamed collection of randommers, henceforth known as Show Me Da Mane, faced another uphill challenge this week as they took on league leaders Beercalona with another couple of new players on board. There was only one goal in it at the break though, as Jay Ratcliffe and Martin Bell ensured the leaders went in 2-1 up, with Chris Murray pulling one back for Mane. Craig Scanlon and Tom Ratcliffe scored to put Beercalona three up, and though Mane pulled one back to stay in contention, goals in the final 10 minutes from Scott Williams, Scanlon, and the pair of Ratcliffe’s ave them an 8-4 win, with Murray grabbing a couple in response for Mane.

In friendly action, possibly the game of the night saw Championship side  Wellspring head towards the break in their game against top flight side Michu At De Gea Ba with a 3-0 lead given to them by Jack Philliips, Lewis Arden and Jamie Berrisford. Paul Mazzitelli grabbed one back for Michu just before the whistle, and we headed towards the final 10 minutes level at 3-3 as ‘un-named man’ and Fidelis Eberegbe scored in the first 10 minutes of the second period. The top division team edged it as Alex Brady and Eberegbe scored late on.

WE HAVE ONE SPACE FOR ANY TEAM WHO FANCY THEIR CHANCES IN THE TOP FLIGHT, BUT AS WE’RE HEADING TOWARDS THE END OF THE SEASON THERE’S A CHANCE FOR THAT TEAM TO DROP INTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE END OF THE SEASON. GET IN TOUCH

WEDNESDAY LEAGUE

The Wednesday league drew to it’s conclusion with one league game and a couple of friendlies, and with the title already decided it was all about third place and preparations for the new season which starts next week. Magpie could have nicked third place with a big win over Exeter Gently, and they struck first through Stanislaw Cierpiatka’s 8th minute goal. Exeter leveled up through Kristian Igo’s goal two minutes before the break, and they looked to have third place secured when Tom Harrison scored in the first minute of the second half. Magpie needed a 9 goal win to claim third, which was extremely unlikely, but they did level up again through Mariusz Koszla’s goal 4 minutes later, but a slightly controversial Igo goal 15 minutes from time gave Exeter a final day win .

Champions Ajax Treesdown (trophies next week!) ran out comfortable winners against the newly named Unprotected Cesc, who are trying to nail down a settled squad ahead of the new campaign. Jordan Hardman and Evan Farrell scored three each in a 9-2 win, with both of Cesc’s goals coming from Scott Norris. A very hastily thrown together random team came in to give Stockport Eagles a game this week, and it was a comfortable night’s work for them as Ray Donnelly scored 6 and Paul Waugh 4 as they ran out 15-3 winners.

THE NEW WEDNESDAY LEAGUE START NEXT WEEK, BUT THERE’S NO SPACE FOR NEW TEAMS AS THINGS STAND! HAVE A LOOK AT MONDAY AND TUESDAY FOR CURRENT SPACES FOR AN IMMEDIATE START